1)Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are…
2) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever 🙂
3) If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares???????
4) What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
5) What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer:I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
6) What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
7) Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
8) What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
9) What is gross* stupidity?
Answer: 144 men in a single room ( One gross = 12 doz)
10) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
11) What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
12) Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract!