Two priests are off to the showers late one night. > > >
>They undress and step into the showers before they >
> > >realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap
>in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to > >
> >dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, >
> > >and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the >
> > >hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having > >
> >no place to hide, he stands against the wall and > >
> >freezes like he’s a statue. > > > >
> > > >The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
>The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his > >
> >manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. “Oh, look” > >
> >says the first nun, “its a soap dispenser”.
> >To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his > >
> >manhood….sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
> > > >The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
>then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she
>gives several more tugs, then yells!
“Mary, Mother of God – Hand Lotion too’