A young man was dating three women and finally decided
it was time to make a decision to marry one of them.
To help him make his decision, he decided to give them
a little test. He gave each woman a present of $5,000
and watched to see what they did with the money.
The first woman did a total makeover. She went to a
fancy beauty salon for a totally new look, got her
hair done, new make up and bought several new outfits
and dressed up very nicely for the man.
She told him that she had done this to be more
attractive for him because she loved him so much.
The man was touched and impressed with her devotion to
The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts.
She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
for his computer, and some beautiful,expensive
clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him
that she spent all the money on him because she loved
him so much.
Again, the man was touched and impressed.
The third woman invested the money in the stock market
and earned several times the original $5,000. She gave
him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remainder in a
joint account. She told him that she wanted to save
their future because she loved him so much.
Obviously, the man was again touched and
The man was faced with a very difficult decision. He
thought a long time about what each woman had done
with the money he’d given her and how much each one
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.