This is a copy of the diary written by lady on a cruise ship…….. Areal heroic woman!!!!!!
What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt singularly honoredtoday as the Captain asked me to dine at his table tonight.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON:I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. Heexplained everything he was doing and told me there are 1262passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone’s comfort,safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me todine at his table, again, tonight.
WEDNESDAY EVENING:The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and invited me, thistime, to have dinner in his cabin. The Captain’s cabin is very cozyand the dinner was served with the best wines. He made severalglorious amorous proposals to me but I stood very firm on my moralconvictions.
THURSDAY EVENING:Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship, if I did not give into his amorous proposals.
FRIDAY MORNING:I saved 1,262 lives last night……TWICE .