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Laughter is still the best medicine

If you’re looking for a good laugh then keep on reading. I found the following while browsing for some information and I hope you find them as funny as I did.

Laughter is THE best medicine, yeah?

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records, as dictated by physician:

  • Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
  • She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
  • The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
  • Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
  • Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
  • The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
  • The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  • Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
  • Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
  • I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
  • Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
  • Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
  • Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
  • Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
  • By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
  • Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  • On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
  • The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
  • The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  • Discharge status: Alive but without permission
  • Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  • The patient refused an autopsy.
  • The patient has no past history of suicides.
  • The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
  • Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
  • The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
  • She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
  • Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
  • The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  • She is numb from her toes down.
  • The skin was moist and dry.
  • Patient was alert and unresponsive.
  • When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room

Laughter always rules, eh?

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Vidya

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