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English Notices For Tourists


In an Ahmedabad Hotel: 
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

In a Baroda hotel elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
 
In a Surat hotel lobby:

Please leave your value! s at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In an Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College: [reminds me of D.S-Kahn]
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.!

In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch: 
Would you like to ride on your own as*?

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist: 
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel: 
The manager has personally passed all! the water served here.


Obviously I didn’t write these. I got this collection in an email forward from a friend and thought I would share it here for a few laughs. If you are the author of these “signs”, let me know and I’ll credit you.

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1 Comment

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    sajeevkmenon
    June 11, 2011 at 10:05 am

    LOL! thats a great collection of englizz notices:)

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