The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is

tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

A death. What’s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all

backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live

in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect

your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your

first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your

retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High

School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have

no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend

your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa,

room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!