The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death. What’s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live
in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High
School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend
your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa,
room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!