Posts published by “Vidya Sury”

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation. >…

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would make up their faces in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their…

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was…

I’m gonna make a change For once in my life It’s gonna feel real good Gonna make a difference Gonna make it right As I turn up the collar On my favorite winter coat This wind is blowin’ my mind I see the kids in the street With not enough to…

Maybe I didn’t treat you quite as good as I should Maybe I didn’t love you quite as often as I could Little things I should’ve said and done, I never took the time You were always on my mind You were always on my mind Maybe I didn’t hold you…

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket Of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks…