A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your pet has passed…
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We set together on the sofa With the music way down low I waited so long for this moment It’s hard to think it’s really so The door is locked, there’s no one They’ve all gone out, we’re all alone Susanna, Susanna Susanna, I’m crazy loving you I put my arms…
I was tired of my lady We’d been together too long Like a worn-out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read “If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in…