FOR RANJIT:- welcome to my e-world!
Okay, here’s a funny one:
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let
her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to
the ball, but only on two conditions. “First, you must wear a
diaphragm.”
Cinderella agrees. “What’s the second condition?”
“You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into a pumpkin,” Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up.
Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very
satisfied.
“Where have you been?” demands the Fairy Godmother. “Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!”
” I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”
The Fairy Godmother stated, “I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his name!”
Cinderella replied, I can’t remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter,
something or other…”
Vidya
