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by Vidya Sury April 16, 2004 0 comment

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the

ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He

recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with

anger, he says to his female companion, “That’s the ship that killed my

father! Let’s swim closer!”

When they were close enough, the male said, “Why don’t we swim under the

ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a

million pieces? That will be sweet revenge.” And the female agreed to

this. So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship, and

blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air

and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.

The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the

sailors were floating in the ocean. The male whale was furious and said

to the female whale, “They’re still alive, but I’ve got another idea.

Let’s swim around and gulp down all the sailors!”

That’s when the female stopped swimming, looked at her man and said, “Oh

no… I agreed to the blow job but I’m NOT swallowing the seamen.”

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