My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided

to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged

me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one

thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty

years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would

regularly bend down when near me. It had to be deliberate. She never did

it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me

that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me

that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told

me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and

committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a

word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead

with it just come up and get me.”

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front

door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight

towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he

hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little

test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

family!

The moral of this story is

“Always keep your condoms in your car”