My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me.”
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
The moral of this story is
“Always keep your condoms in your car”