On Marriage

A young man was dating three women and finally decided

it was time to make a decision to marry one of them.

To help him make his decision, he decided to give them

a little test. He gave each woman a present of $5,000

and watched to see what they did with the money.

The first woman did a total makeover. She went to a

fancy beauty salon for a totally new look, got her

hair done, new make up and bought several new outfits

and dressed up very nicely for the man.

She told him that she had done this to be more

attractive for him because she loved him so much.

The man was touched and impressed with her devotion to

him.

The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts.

She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos

for his computer, and some beautiful,expensive

clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him

that she spent all the money on him because she loved

him so much.

Again, the man was touched and impressed.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market

and earned several times the original $5,000. She gave

him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remainder in a

joint account. She told him that she wanted to save

for

their future because she loved him so much.

Obviously, the man was again touched and

impressed…………

The man was faced with a very difficult decision. He

thought a long time about what each woman had done

with the money he’d given her and how much each one

loved him.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.