SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE
MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO
GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING
TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.”
THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA,
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.”
THE THIRD GUY SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE
ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.”
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND
IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, “WHY DON’T YOU GO TO
HELL … THERE AREN’T ANY NUNS THERE.”
Thank you for subscribing to my blog! Do consider leaving a comment – or just reply to this email! I’d love to know what you think.
Cheers!
Vidya
