Home Uncategorized A Twist To The Tale!

A Twist To The Tale!

by Vidya Sury March 31, 2009 5 comments
We all have our own views of an ‘ideal life’. Well – here’s Woody Allen’s.
You have probably all read it before – but here it is again –
it is always good to bring on a smile!
And if you are like me and sometimes don’t feel like clicking the image to read the words – here’s the transcript:

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead
and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home
feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension and then, when you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol and are
generally promiscuous and then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid and you play. You have no
responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born; and then you
spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with
central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and
then….. Voila!

You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

Thank you for subscribing to my blog! Do consider leaving a comment – or just reply to this email! I’d love to know what you think.



Share this post ❤

You may also like


Sauron March 31, 2009 at 5:25 am

Lol…that’s a pretty interesting take! And of course, who better than Woody Allen to come up with it?

Vidya Sury March 31, 2009 at 6:14 am

@ Sauron – Yep. vintage Woody!

Leo P L April 1, 2009 at 5:28 am

Hey I had a similar thought process which I had even blogged last year. Then the Movie ” Curious case of Benjamin Button”, was simlar to this thought process. I tracked the movie cast to find out that the original story was written by F Scott Fitzgerald in 1921 can u belive that…

I am sure you would have tracked this by now…thought I will share it with you anyways.


Me April 6, 2009 at 2:54 am

wow…now that is an Interesting take..who wouldn’t want to end one’s life like that!!!As we keep aging …more we burn out ourselves as we keep “growing up” in the journey of Life…

Ravi A.V April 20, 2009 at 3:48 am

or live the curious life of Benjamin Button !!!


Leave a Comment

CommentLuv badge