A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him, “very…
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Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss…
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. > > > >They undress and step into the showers before they > > > >realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap >in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to > > > >dress.…
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him, “very…
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DIRE STRAITS LYRICS YOUR LATEST TRICK LYRICS All the late night bargains have been struck Between the satin beaus and their belles And prehistoric garbage trucks Have the city to themselves Echoes roars dinosaurs They’re all doing the monster mash And most of the taxis and the whores Are only taking…
Every minute, to and fro, That’s the way my hours go; Bring me this, and take me that, Feed the dog, take out the cat. Standing up, I eat my toast, Drink my coffee, thaw the roast. Empty the garbage, make the bed, Rush to temple, then wash my head. Sweep…