1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual…
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,…
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to ‘write’ with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, just great! Some asshole’s got my pen!” ———————— A…
Someone forwarded me this hilarious piece written by a second-year IIMA student. “The Travails of Single South Indian men of conservative upbringing” or “Why we don’t get any…” Yet another action-packed weekend in Mumbai, full of fun, frolic, and introspection. I have learned many things. For example, having money when none…
“When someone’s character seems impossible to fathom, observe his friends.” Japanese proverb Thank you for subscribing to my blog! Do consider leaving a comment – or just reply to this email! I’d love to know what you think. Cheers! Vidya
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation. >…
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would make up their faces in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their…