All are true – have not invented them !!> > > > 1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:> >> >When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the> >> >wicket with the immortal words: “So how’s your wife & my kids?”> >> >> >> > 2. Daryll…
Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles
Did you ever stop and wonder….. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Ithink I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, anddrink whatever comes out?” Who was the first person to say, “See that chickenthere…I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outtait’s bum.” Why do…
The Australian Tax Office sends their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, irritating in the way that only auditors can be, turns to the Rabbi, and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. Well, Rabbi, what do you do…