Two priests are off to the showers late one night. > > >

>They undress and step into the showers before they >

> > >realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap

>in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to > >

> >dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, >

> > >and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the >

> > >hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having > >

> >no place to hide, he stands against the wall and > >

> >freezes like he’s a statue. > > > >

> > > >The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

>The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his > >

> >manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. “Oh, look” > >

> >says the first nun, “its a soap dispenser”.

> >To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his > >

> >manhood….sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.

> > > >The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,

>then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she

>gives several more tugs, then yells!

“Mary, Mother of God – Hand Lotion too’