The Australian Tax Office sends their auditor to a

synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks,

irritating in the way that only auditors can be, turns

to the Rabbi, and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot

of candles.”

“Yes,” answered the Rabbi.

Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle

drippings?” he asked.

“A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save

them up and when we have enough, we send them back to

the candle maker and every now and then, they send us

a free box of candles.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that

his unusual question actually had a practical answer.

So he thought he’d go on, in his uniquely obnoxious

way…

“Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do

you do with the crumbs from the matzo?”

“Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually

collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we

have enough, we send them in a box back to the

manufacturer and every now and then, they send a whole

box of matzo balls.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard how to

fluster the Rabbi.

“Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all

the foreskins from the circumcisions?”

Cool as a cucumber, “Yes, here too, we do not waste,”

answered the Rabbi.

“What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we

have enough we send them to the Tax Office, and about

once a year they send us a complete dick like you.”