Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Ithink I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, anddrink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say, “See that chickenthere…I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outtait’s bum.”
Why do toasters always have a setting so high thatcould burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which nodecent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in thefreezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for thetime, but don’t point to their bum when they ask wherethe bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on allfours? They’re both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does moralitycome from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by amouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle LittleStar have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’sface, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on acar ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once makeit arrive faster?