The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store… 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed in…
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Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, “That’s the ship that killed my…
Why moms are always the best : Mom’s are always the best and will always be No. 1 !! Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, “I’m tired, and its getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.” She went to the kitchen :- to make sandwiches for the…
1)Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are… 2) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever 🙂 3) If you drop a man and a brick out of…
>”Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.” >The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then >asks one of his new students to stand. >”You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?” >”Yes sir,” the student says. >”So you believe in God?” >”Absolutely.” >”Is God good?” >”Sure! God’s…
Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy……. So the…
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him, “very…