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Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles

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Son of Bengal vs A Bengal Tiger Through the jongole I am went On shooting Tiger I am bent Bugger Tiger has eaten wife No doubt I will avenge poor darling’s life Too much quiet, snakes and leeches But am not feared these sons of beeches Hearing loud noise I am…

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On Marriage A young man was dating three women and finally decided it was time to make a decision to marry one of them. To help him make his decision, he decided to give them a little test. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what…

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A professor was in the habit of giving his students a little gift at the end of the school year – a blue ribbon with the words “Who I Am Makes A Difference®” printed in gold letters on the ribbon. As she gave each student their ribbon she explained why he…

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Great sermon A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side burial service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns. Eventually, a half-hour late, he saw a backhoe…

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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.…

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All are true – have not invented them !!> > > > 1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:> >> >When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the> >> >wicket with the immortal words: “So how’s your wife & my kids?”> >> >> >> > 2. Daryll…

Facts stranger than…

Did you ever stop and wonder….. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Ithink I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, anddrink whatever comes out?” Who was the first person to say, “See that chickenthere…I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outtait’s bum.” Why do…