The Australian Tax Office sends their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, irritating in the way that only auditors can be, turns to the Rabbi, and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. Well, Rabbi, what do you do…
Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles
shucks man…building more bridges here. nothing like meeting someone v interesting and feeling great abt it. i know about me…it peps me up like crazy. here’s hopin for a better latter half of the year!! ah, men! Thank you for subscribing to my blog! Do consider leaving a comment – or…
Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. ==================================================== Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. ===================================================== Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! ===================================================== I believe we should all pay…
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide…
1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual…
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,…
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to ‘write’ with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, just great! Some asshole’s got my pen!” ———————— A…