Maybe I didn’t treat you quite as good as I should Maybe I didn’t love you quite as often as I could Little things I should’ve said and done, I never took the time You were always on my mind You were always on my mind Maybe I didn’t hold you…
Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles
A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket Of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks…
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on…