I was tired of my lady We’d been together too long Like a worn-out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read “If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in…
Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, “That’s the ship that killed my…
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store… 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed in…