A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.…
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All are true – have not invented them !!> > > > 1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:> >> >When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the> >> >wicket with the immortal words: “So how’s your wife & my kids?”> >> >> >> > 2. Daryll…
Did you ever stop and wonder….. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Ithink I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, anddrink whatever comes out?” Who was the first person to say, “See that chickenthere…I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outtait’s bum.” Why do…
The Australian Tax Office sends their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, irritating in the way that only auditors can be, turns to the Rabbi, and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. Well, Rabbi, what do you do…
shucks man…building more bridges here. nothing like meeting someone v interesting and feeling great abt it. i know about me…it peps me up like crazy. here’s hopin for a better latter half of the year!! ah, men! Thank you for subscribing to my blog! Do consider leaving a comment – or…
Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. ==================================================== Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. ===================================================== Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! ===================================================== I believe we should all pay…
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide…